Hi everyone! So a few days back I had a "Zombie Movie Marathon" and I've come to the conclusion that people don't actually know how to survive a zombie apocalypse. I mean let's make these movies a little more believable shall we? Are you seriously telling me, before this whole flesh munching disease went down, they had no idea how to properly kill a zombie? I mean they must've watched 'Night of the Living Dead' or something? Apparently not.
So here's a few helpful tips for you guys when (not if) a zombie apocalypse happens.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #1
-ALWAYS. And I mean ALWAYS, have your weapon with you.-
Don't ever think, not even for a split second that you can do without your weapon. Be it a baseball bat, a machete or even a frying pan. Keep that shit never further than 2 cm from you. If you've watched 'World War Z' then you know what I'm talking about. Come on Brad. You can't be that stupid. Leaving your weapon outside the damn glass box? Get real bro.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #2
-Only use a gun (that's if you're lucky enough to have one) when necessary.-
If you find yourself in the presence of a couple of zombies, use your other weapon. DO NOT for any reason shoot the zombies square in the head. Unless of course you have a silencer or something then yeah. By all means man, go for it.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #3
-Have more than one weapon with you.-
Keep that gun in your belt hoop and carry a baseball bat or something. It's easier to kill a few zombies then shoot them dead because we all know when you shoot a zombie, the bang is just going to catch the attention of nearby zombies.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #4
-DO NOT hide out in a place that has only a couple of exits.-
If we've learnt anything from 'Shawn of the Dead' is that a bar is the worst idea to hide out in a zombie apocalypse. I mean yeah, a couple of them survived but still, they all could have if they had chosen a shopping centre or something.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #5
-Travel with a few people. Not more than 5.-
We've all played 'Left 4 Dead'. No more than 5 people. Just as long as you've got someone to watch you're back, you're quite safe....quite.
So that wraps up my zombie survival tips. Let's hope they work when the time comes. Heh.
XOXO, Tiana Rose
So here's a few helpful tips for you guys when (not if) a zombie apocalypse happens.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #1
-ALWAYS. And I mean ALWAYS, have your weapon with you.-
Don't ever think, not even for a split second that you can do without your weapon. Be it a baseball bat, a machete or even a frying pan. Keep that shit never further than 2 cm from you. If you've watched 'World War Z' then you know what I'm talking about. Come on Brad. You can't be that stupid. Leaving your weapon outside the damn glass box? Get real bro.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #2
-Only use a gun (that's if you're lucky enough to have one) when necessary.-
If you find yourself in the presence of a couple of zombies, use your other weapon. DO NOT for any reason shoot the zombies square in the head. Unless of course you have a silencer or something then yeah. By all means man, go for it.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #3
-Have more than one weapon with you.-
Keep that gun in your belt hoop and carry a baseball bat or something. It's easier to kill a few zombies then shoot them dead because we all know when you shoot a zombie, the bang is just going to catch the attention of nearby zombies.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #4
-DO NOT hide out in a place that has only a couple of exits.-
If we've learnt anything from 'Shawn of the Dead' is that a bar is the worst idea to hide out in a zombie apocalypse. I mean yeah, a couple of them survived but still, they all could have if they had chosen a shopping centre or something.
TATIANA'S ZOMBIE SURVIVAL TIP #5
-Travel with a few people. Not more than 5.-
We've all played 'Left 4 Dead'. No more than 5 people. Just as long as you've got someone to watch you're back, you're quite safe....quite.
So that wraps up my zombie survival tips. Let's hope they work when the time comes. Heh.
XOXO, Tiana Rose
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